Frank Georgalis – Writer

Washington DC—The President’s Table: (Satire ; Article III)

 

 

 

Fred: Nothing significant has taken place this last week except the Islam are mourning the death of bin-Laden by killing their own people and the Americans are still celebrating his death. “There has been enormous damage done to al-Qaida” beyond bin Laden’s killing May 2 in Pakistan. Army Gen. David Petraeus said. “That has very significantly disrupted their efforts and it does hold the prospect of a strategic defeat, if you will, a strategic dismantling, of al-Qaida.”  Panetta confirms the general’s statement by adding his version, saying In the aftermath of bin Laden’s death and apparently with the benefit of new intelligence gained in the raid on his compound, the U.S. has determined that eliminating “somewhere around 10 to 20 key leaders” of al-Qaida would cripple the network, Panetta went on to say that, those leaders are in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia and North Africa. I believe that those two men of power and connections are politicians who just blow hot air. Al-QAEDA has been as weak as water down gene and tonic for the last at least 6 years and Osama bi-Laden was nothing but a powerless symbol.

Obama: They are right and you are right to a certain extend. The cross is the symbol of Christianity and the anti-Christians are trying to destroy it. If that happens; Christianity will be dismantled.

Fred: Mr. President, you are good talker, but a poor doer. That is why you are still holding the title as the worse president. No use for me to reveal the name of the best president. But you are still a good politician; you go where the wind blows. I must thank you for naming the ACLU people, anti-Christians.

Obama: Our last meeting ended with me saying that I would pay you back for all you said, but unfortunately I couldn’t get anything good or bad on you.                                                                                                                Fred: I told you that I am never on TV.

Obama: I submitted your name to the FBI, CIA and some other investigating units and they couldn’t find anything on you as if you are not alive.

Fred: I am not surprised at all. They couldn’t even find bin-Laden, who was living under their noses and he was rich, famous and sick, how do you expected them to find little old me.                                          Obama: Since Panetta gone the CIA has been changed, it will be more effective.                                 Fred: what was wrong with Panetta?                                                                                                                        Obama: Nothing, he was overqualified for the job.

Fred: I hope he doesn’t keep his finger on the trigger.

Obama: I took care of that. I had his trigger finger amputated, but the doctors amputated the finger of the wrong hand. The doctor said he thought he was left handed, but he is right handed.                                    Fred: Now what is going to happen? You simply cannot amputate the other finger too.                                 Obama: I’ll just load his guns with dummy ammunition.                                                                                                      Fred: Jimmy Carter did that, that’s why his troops were not able to save the American Embassy hostages in Iran, back in 1978. Whose fault is it? I am sure you being a good politician, have found somebody to put the blame on.                                                                                                                                                                  Obama: Not really; there is no one to blame, it was bad luck.                                                                                                   Fred: Do you believe in bad luck and good luck?                                                                                                                                       Obama: Of course, all the politicians believe in good and bad luck.

Fred: Do you believe in good and bad luck”

Obama; I do.

Fred: Are you going to tell me you carry a rabbit’s foot?

Obama: I don’t, but most of congressmen do carry a rabbit’s foot. It’s the best seller for the venders.  Most of the congressmen have a painting of Lady Luck posted next to the Lady Liberty. They believe in luck, worse than gamblers do. You will never see a congressman walking under a step ladder, or continuing their walk when a black cat crosses their path.

 

Congressmen changing underwear

It’s been known to them that colors attract Lady Luck at different times and it’s not unusual to see congressmen going into the toilet with their big bags when things get uncomfortable

Fred what are they doing there?

Obama : They change underwear for different color. I want to confess to you, I do carry something similar.

Fred: what is it?

Obama: That, I will not reveal.

Fred: Tell me. If you tell me I will reveal to you the name of the best President.

 

Obama: I will tell you. I carry a curly lock of Sarah Palin’s hair. John McCain brought her in as his good luck and she turned out to be his bad luck and she turned out as my Lady Luck, After all we politicians came up with the old American saying, “One man’s meat is the other man’s poison,”

Fred: How did you get close enough to her to cut off a lock of her hair?

Obama: I didn’t. It was Donald Trump. Everything that man touches it turns to Gold. In fact he was holding it to give it Arnold Schwarzenegger but he couldn’t find him at the time. I know Donald Trump didn’t like me, but he always has an ace in the hole. He had two curly locks. He had one from Hillary Clinton. That was meant for me. Under normal conditions I wouldn’t have taken anything he offered, because an old wise man told me; never tell your wife all the secrets of your life; never have a policeman for a friend; and never take anything from a “Newly wealthy man,” but my lady luck told me to take it. The Donald made a mistake and gave Hilary’s curly lock to Arnold later.

Fred: You mean to tell me that if Arnold would have gotten his hands on Sarah Palin’s curly locks, he could have been the president and you would have ended up with your pants unzipped and nowhere to go?

Obama: Fred, “Read my Lips,” I go home every night.