Washington DC—The President’s Table: (Satire Article IV)
Obama and Fred
Good Idea
Obama: I have a dream. I have a dream that one day I will be standing on top of the pyramids and looking down first at Egypt , then at Libya then at Syria, Yemen, then Pakistan and Afghanistan and my eyes will roll down at Iran and Iraq and I will see nothing but bikini girls parading, many people walking the streets lined by American styled house with white picket fancies, while women wearing dresses of their choice are walking next to the clean shaved men, holding hands. I have a dream that I will see North and South Korea as one country having a family reunion after 60 years of separation. I have a dream that every country will be exalted and every mountain will grow higher.
Bikini girls parading Men are watching
Fred: I believe that your dream will be realized, now that I am fairly convinced by the new science discoveries that in 24 years we will be able to live up to at least 600 years. I am fairly convinced that right after your 300th birth you will see your dream come true. Mr. Obama, you are alluding the speech of Martin Luther King? Dr. Martin Luther King alluded speeches. He did that in many ways and forms. One of the passages in King’s speech resembles the speech given by Archibald Carey Jr. at the Republican convention in 1952. Both speeches ended with the first verse of Samuel Frances Smith’s patriotic hymn “My country ‘Tis of Thee” Dr. Martin Luther King’s speeches resembled the Baptist sermon. He was a Baptist minister himself and whatever he took from other speeches was in the name of God the little people believe.
Obama: He became a very respectable man because of his speeches. He was a very powerful speaker.
Fred: You are a very powerful speaker too. But he was also an Ordained Baptist Minister
Obama: I can be ordained and I can possibly deliver “I have dream,” as well as he if not better.
Fred: Don’t tell me that you are thinking of getting Ordained Minister and you are going to use his speech as acceptance speech “I have a Dream” at the Democratic Convention.
Obama: Why not? “Read my lips” I am a CHCISTIAN.
Fred: You always bring up the subject that you are a Christian, that reminds me of an old French saying; “The more you say you love me the less I believe you.”
Obama: Fred, let’s call it “A spade to spade” America is a Christian country…
Fred: Wait a moment, Barak, you told the Turks while you visited Turkey that America is not a Christian country…
Obama: Fred, don’t you what I am yet? I am a politician and I must please as many people as I can.
Fred, Boy, Do I know that. Pardon my phraseology.
Obama: You should also know that more than 75% of the people are Christians and 65% of them go to Church every Sunday. It’s the biggest percentage of church going people of the whole Christian World. I was told by some Greek friends that I have, the most Greek men go to church for a wedding or a funeral. You should also know that Jimmy Carter became the president due to his Christian affiliations. He was Born Again Christian. Bush made it for two reasons; they were both connected to religion. One, he earned the 33,000,000b million Christian conservative votes because of his religious declaration and the other reason, bigger that the first, Al Gore could have made it, but he went ahead and took a Jewish man as his running mate. That was stupid from his part. He should have known that Christians still think that the Jews crucified Jesus. Doing exactly that the Christian votes ran to Bush, even they didn’t like Bush from the beginning. They liked his father less, who lost to a new comer from Dog Patch Arkansas. The young Bush and Cheney played their cards right. They went as far as promising the Christians, rabbits with small ears and they promised they would not allow same sex marriage in America. American people believed them, they didn’t know that the subject of marriage doesn’t fall under the federal jurisdiction, it’s a state law.
Fred: Jimmy Carter, George w. Bush were born as Christians, you were born as Muslim and you attended Islam schools the first ten years of your life. You became a Christian and baptized when you were 27 years old.
Obama: That is the interesting part. I can see the News headlines saying: PRESIDENT BARAK HUSSIEN OBAMA, WAS ORDAINED A BAPTIST MINISTER. Another headline will read: CHRISTIANATY IS WHOLE HEARETELY ACCEPTING PRESIDENT OBAMA AS A MINSTER. Can you imagine the impact that this will have on South America? Even this will have a great impact on Europe and on China, causing many Chinese to cross over to Christianity.
You Mr. President and Jeremiah Wright, who said in one of his sermons, “Let’s don’t sing God bless America, sing God curse America.” You remember that.
Obama: I am trying to forget it.
Fred:Your friend Jeremiah Wright from Chicago Trinity Church is a self-declared racist. Mr. Obama, I don’t really know whether you’re stupid or genius. You are the only man I know who can make lemons out of lemonade and in the meantime you are the only man I know who can louse up a junk yard.
Obama: Fred: Fred, read my lips, “I am a Christian, and I will be ordained Baptist Minister.”
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