Frank Georgalis – Writer

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Politically Correct

WHO LOVES YOU BABY?
Or is it: HASTA LA VISTA BABY?
By
Frank Elias Georgalis

We finally heard from Arnold Schwarzenegger the other day, coming out of the Republican Closet, to the defense of Obama and speaking against the Republicans. That’s the way to do it, Baby, then say Hasta La Vista to the Republican Party and to politicking. .
The Obama’s Stimulus Plan you are using to shoot, is as real as those “make believe” weapons they had you use in all your horror movies. You know, you speak with an accent but do you think with one, too? I speak with an accent, so is Henry Kissinger, former President Jimmy Carter, Winston Churchill and many, many other important people, but you sound as if you are thinking with one. I have no great love for the Republicans either, but they deserve to be shot at by something of substance. You said you were proud of Obama for designing a stimulus plan which provided 150,000 jobs, not 149, 000 not 151,000; I suppose 150,000 is a nice round number for the state of California.

see, Governor, when you are speaking to me, I saw you looking at me when you made that statement. When you are speaking to people you should know something about them. Just because we are speaking with an accent, it doesn’t mean we think with one. I must tell you that when I was a young boy, Arithmetic and I were so close, we wore the same under shorts at the same time; (Kolos kai Vraki) is called in Greek. When we grew up, and arithmetic became Mathematics, we still lived together. Mathematics and I still wear the same underwear at the same time. You can’t get any closer than that. So, you see, we know each other very well and when it comes to Arithmetic and Mathematics you can’t fool us. There may people as close to arithmetic and mathematics as I, and don’t forget; you can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time. The media has mentioned the fact, rather emphatically and often, when the Obama administration bragged the amount of jobs that were created by the Obama Stimulus Economic Plan. The media said that each job cost the American taxpayer over $264,000. I don’t have an idea how much money the state of California received to create jobs, but I bet you dollar to donuts the price of each job runs very close to the cost of the National average. This reminds me of a good story and I must tell it.

An old Greek goat shepherd lost his donkey up on the mountains and went to the 1,000 year old monastery of Prophet Elias and prayed to the prophet to help him to find his friend the donkey. Three days later he retuned, crying to the prophet, that he hasn’t found his donkey.
“But if I find my donkey, I will sell the donkey and will give you $5.00,” cried the old shepherd. Three days later, he returned.
“Prophet Elias, I know you are Miracle Saint, but it is not wrong for you to want more than $5.00. I will give you $25.00 if you’ll help me to find my donkey,” said the old man on his knees again. The third time he returned, rather indignant; got on his knees again, sighed loudly, looked and said, “Prophet Elias, you are bargaining with me now. If
I find my donkey, I will sell it and I will give you all the money I collect for the donkey. You see, Prophet Elias, I want to find my donkey before the wolves do and eat him.”
Three days later the old man got down on his knees again looked, smiled and said, “Thank you, Prophet Elias, I found my donkey. I will sell him and I will give all the money that I’ll collect. After all, a bargain is a bargain and I shall keep my end of the bargain

The old man, the following day, took the donkey and a rooster and went to the market to sell them both, but he marked the price for the donkey $5.00 and the price for the rooster at $95.00 and remarked they both must be sold together. He sold the donkey and the rooster. The man who bought them went home and bragged to his wife and the neighbors that he bought a donkey from a stupid old shepherd for $5.00.
“Why don’t you tell them the truth?” yelled his wife. “You bought a rooster for $95.00.” You see, Arnold, the American people bought a rooster for $95.00 but they are told that they bought the donkey for $5.00. That is what my friends, Arithmetic and Mathematics are telling me, and THEY DON’T LIE.

The rooster went for $95     The donkey went for $5

I don’t know how Prophet Elias took it, being fooled my the old shepherd, but my friends and I, including Arithmetic and Mathematics don’t like it at all, when some politicians are trying to put the wool over our eyes.